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The Definitive Muppets × 2025 Oscar Nominee Rankings
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The Definitive Muppets × 2025 Oscar Nominee Rankings

Playing the Music & Lighting the Lights w/ Charlotte Simmons.
What could possibly go wrong?

Today, I’m joined by the incomparable Charlotte Simmons, author of The Treatment on Substack, to discuss “muppifying” last year’s Academy Award’s Best Picture nominees.

Which nominee would make the best Muppet movie? What Muppets are best suited to each role? What are the moral, ethical, and artistic implications of this thought experiment? Find out on this episode of The Acquired Tastes Auditory Experience!

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Articles Referenced & Further Readings…

…on Nickel Boys

During our discussion, Charlotte referenced

’s article on Nickel Boys, which is nothing short of sublime. Read it here:

ada’s film depository
“Nickel Boys”: How We See and How We’ve Been Made to Be Seen
The camera cannot distinguish between bearing witness and gawking, because the instrument is at the whims of its audience. The images it creates are unconscious to whether they are tokens of reality or partners in the creation of a myth. How can we know if the images we capture will be folded into the status quo or recontextualize the very ground we wal…
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…on Emilia Pérez

The Treatment
'Emilia Pérez' (2024)
I mentioned this in passing on my Longlegs review, and was planning on saving this for when I inevitably review I Saw the TV Glow, but I guess this will be the part where I officially tell you all that I’m trans. For those of you not in the know, that means I take up most of the space surrounding every carbon-carbon double bond in any given molecule…
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The Treatment
Look, I Get It (An 'Emilia Pérez' Reflection)
Let me first establish that this is not a defense of Emilia Pérez nor a dismissal of the criticism it’s received. I’m not attached enough to this movie to try and change your mind about it, and even if I was, I don’t have nearly a high enough opinion about myself to believe that my personal feelings about this movie are useful talking points here…
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…on Wicked: Part One

Acquired Tastes
Wicked: Part One (2024)
A Wickedly Worthy Return to Oz…
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…on Dune: Part Two

Acquired Tastes
Dune: Part Two (2024)
An Epic Anti-Climax…
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…on Anora

The Treatment
'Anora' and Letting Characters Be People
We’re far enough away from the Oscars fallout that I feel I can finally write about Anora again, and I have to say, very little surprised me about the discourse on this film post-Best Picture win. That is, no sooner did this universally-lauded flick land that statuette did I see a rapid influx of essays about how…
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…on The Substance

Acquired Tastes
The Substance (2024)
Serving Kubrick, Cronenberg, and Cunt…
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…on the 2025 Oscars

The Treatment
2025 Oscars Round Table: The Charlotte Cut
In case the carrier pigeons went on strike in your area, I had the pleasure of taking part in a 2025 Oscars Round Table spearheaded by the decidedly lovely Maria Banson, where I joined a ragtag pack of FilmStackers in dissecting the “will,” “should,” and “would” of all the categories from A to W (Writing…
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