Reviews

The Movie of a Moment That Never Was.

Jun 18 •

2:53

Hurry Up Tomorrow (2025)

A review with spoilers (that don't matter).

May 24 •

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Consumerist Critics

Wicked: Part One (2024)

A spoiler-free review.

Nov 28, 2024 •

A review with mild spoilers.

Nov 2, 2024 •

The Apprentice (2024)

A review with spoilers, I guess.

Oct 20, 2024 •

Megalopolis: A Fable (2024)

A spoiler-free review.

Sep 29, 2024 •

My Old Ass (2024)

A spoiler-free review.

Sep 25, 2024 •

The Substance (2024)

A spoiler-free review.

Sep 22, 2024 •

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)

A spoiler-free review.

Sep 8, 2024 •

One to Watch: Babylon (2022)

Currently streaming on Prime Video and Paramount+

Aug 25, 2024 •

Alien: Romulus (2024)

Ode to the Xenomorph.

Aug 18, 2024 •

Dìdi 弟弟 (2024)

A spoiler-free review.

Aug 11, 2024 •

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